'Ruin his life'—Old School Runescape player gets such unhinged advice from community, showing it to their cousin is all it takes to get a 96 million gold wand back

A Runescape player asked the Old School RuneScape (OSRS) subreddit what should have been a very simple, straightforward question (thanks, GamesRadar). Being the internet, they sure didn't give them a simple or straightforward answer.

“我表哥偷了我的哥达魔杖。不开家庭戏 ，怎么讨回来？”询问用户MethIsntCool 。不管怎样
，MethIsntCool解释说，在2021年的旧日 ，他们家迎来了第一个孩子
。作为一个负责任的父母，他们收拾好自己的江湖角色。

“在我离开的时候
，我把我的Kodai魔杖借给了我的表弟 。因为没有人会永远离开RuneScape，所以我明确表示 ，当我回到Gielinor时
，我希望它回来， ”他们解释说。　

一些背景
。Kodai魔杖是一种真正强大的武器。在写这篇文章的时候 ，它的售价是96.4美元 百万 大交易所的数字黄金 。在老派的《江湖》中
，魔法是由符文推动的& mdash消耗品
。这根魔杖，除了一开始非常强大之外 ，还可以创造无限的水符文
，同时有15%的几率完全抵消其他符文的消耗。那是一根昂贵的棍子 。

MethIsntCool is now a stay-at-home parent, so they've got some more time to log in RuneScape. There's a twist to this tale, though, as their cousin did the unthinkable. They developed the exact same priorities, leaving the wand in limbo: "My cousin now has a child of his own, and wrongly believes RuneScape cannot be his priority anymore." 　

You can imagine they wouldn't want to let their prized wand gather cobwebs for longer than absolutely necessary. With Thanksgiving on the horizon, they had the perfect opportunity to corner him. "How can I successfully pull him aside and ask this man to log into his childhood point-and-click game, navigate the 2-factor authenticator he hasn't used in over a year, and buy membership so he can trade me my magic wand?" How indeed.

You might think the OSRS community would suggest some reasonable countermeasures. Asking him politely—or bribing him with a double share of the turkey. Asking him for the password, perhaps. Here's the top reply to the thread.

“唐& rsquo不要像个成年人一样对待这件事
。引起混乱。毁了他的生活 。这是江湖
。比他的傻孩子更重要，
”GatoDiablo99写道 ，将他们最正常的精力投入到这个完全可以解决的问题中。这通过其他受访者引发了一波犯罪杀戮欲 。一位用户甚至提出了一个我非常确定是真实犯罪的问题
。“让他登录你输入的笔记本电脑。把他清理出去
，看看他需要多长时间才能意识到什么才是真正重要的 。”　

另一条评论写道:“接近他和你的侄子/侄女，有超过600人要么同意 ，要么觉得好笑而投票支持。当[他们]足够大的时候，教他们玩[老派江湖]
。让他们种一根魔杖。求借 。利润
。 ”这是父母陷阱级的计划
，我既震惊又惊讶。

幸运的是，有很多人告诉我 ，就像平常一样去问 。事实也并非如此
。有了这些可怕的建议
，他们去了感恩节，给他们的表弟看了线。他几乎立即扣上了安全带 。“在给我表哥看了我的最后一个帖子后 ，他同意在网上和我见面
，和平地交出魔杖
。”　

GatoDiablo99 made a return to express their disapproval like a disappointed Sith chiding their dark apprentice. "I’m a bit ashamed you didn’t cause havoc," they write, to which MethIsntCool responds: "To be fair, your comment pushed him over the edge for a peaceful transaction."　

凭良心说，我不建议通过找一群网络陌生人来解决与某人的轻微分歧 ，让他们告诉你揍那个人
，然后向那个人展示这些建议，就像你是杰基尔博士 ，几乎无法克制内心的海德先生。然而
，这很有趣 。　

我认为原始帖子的最后一个评论将这个故事联系在一起，所以这是我留给你的
。"你的两个孩子都完蛋了"